Confidential to Kate Winslet:
Breathe.

by Renee Lucas Wayne

Weight's not the only thing the actress lost after having a baby, apparently perspective went as well. In the November issue of "Interview" magazine, Kate's all stressed out about body image.

Feeling a bit titanic, Winslet goes on and on about how she was "the size of a bus," with a "backside that looks like a cauliflower and other body parts resembling strange vegetables."

"They're going to fire me," she prattles. "I'm fat, I'm ugly, I look like a whore!" - which really wouldn't be so bad, but then she had to drag somebody else into it.

"I'm constantly under a microscope," Winslet whines. "I can't imagine how Kirstie Alley must feel!"

Can you say "Celebrity Grudge Match"?